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| Posted by Keisha Suveges on 10-Aug-2005 | 10 Things Men Won't Say10 things you will never hear a man say:
1) Let's watch Oprah!
2) Sex is overrated.
3) I want you to come first.
4) Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5) There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6) I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7) My hips are too big.
8) Is ''Mad About You'' on tonight?
9) Does this suit make me look fat?
10) I'll never get tired listening to Celina Dixon.
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| Posted by Cool Beans Girl on 10-Aug-2005 | Men Are Like"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to
stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd
like to have dinner with."
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| Posted by Thalia G. Grace on 10-Aug-2005 | Gift TestWhich gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd
most like to receive....
1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron
1. CANDY
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and
hopefully likes to share. OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar
high over everything, even true love.
2. FLOWERS
it means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and
appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted joy out of
watching vegetation wither and die.
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes
the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap gifts and
like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and
beauty of the written word.
4. SEX
it means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to
express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical
side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy degenerate
who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience
after another.
5. DINNER/DANCING
it means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the
romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please
and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the
dance floor.
6. WAFFLE IRON
it means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can
actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift giving is all about
and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen
appliances.
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| Posted by Bugs Bunny on 10-Aug-2005 | Erin Go Bra ShoppingA man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the
woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"
"Look around???, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape,
size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are
really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what the types were.
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the
Baptist type. Which one do you need?"
Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"
The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports
the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type
makes mountains out of mole hills.???
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| Posted by Shawn m. Wynn on 10-Aug-2005 | sorority girl has achieved orgasm?How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
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| Posted by kickitup on 11-Aug-2005 | Female Hormones"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."
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