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():sex jokes (1888): 10 YR OLD BOY DEFILED A 25YRS OLD GIRL |
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| Posted by Deniz A. Dogan on 13-Aug-2005 | 10 YR OLD BOY DEFILED A 25YRS OLD GIRL
A ten year old boy was accused of rape and at the circuit court,
his case was called and his lawyer a female, quickly, lifted the boy on top of a table, opened his zip, pulled out his penis and asked, My Lord, Can this small penis rape and defile a 25 year old girl?
Shh! whispered the boy into the lawyers ears! Please dont shake my penis or else we will loose the case.
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| Posted by Gothic Bitch on 13-Aug-2005 | Voodo dickA husband had to leave town on a buisness trip his wife was the flirtatious type so he thought about buying an infatable doll but that was too close to another man for him so he went to a adult toy store and talked to the old man behind the counter. The old man said well I really shouldnt show you this but ok....he bought out this box with all these stange looking symbols on it and inside lay a very ordinary looking dildo. The man was like
"That is like every other dildo in here."
The old man said well you have mot seen what it can do..he pointed to the door and said "voodo dick, the door" the dildo rose up out of the box shot towards the door and started banging the heck out of the keyhole, before it could split down the middle the old man said "voodo dick back to the box." the dildo stopped banging the keyhole and floted back to the box. The husband was so amazed he intantly offered the old man all his money and the old man accepted. He told the husband the intructions and the husband went home.
It was time to leave for his buisness trip and the husband told his wife..honey when you get really horny all you have to do is say voodo dick my p###y. so he left thinking everything was ok. Three days go by and his wife is really horny, she thinks of several men that can willingly satisfy her but she decides to give her husbands present a try, she whips it out and says "Voodo dick my p###y" and it thrust to her crotch and its like nothing she ever felt before..third orgasm she cant take anymore..she trys to remove the dildo but its stuck...she is trying to get dressed and is trembling from the vibrations she decides to drive herself to the hospital...on the way she has another orgasm and swerves off the road a cop sees her and pulls her over..he says mam may I see your drivers license and what have you been drinking. She says " Officer you really dont understand (still shaking from the dildo) theres a voodo dick and its stuck in my p###y
He says " ya right...voodo dick my ass."
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| Posted by Sunny Girl on 13-Aug-2005 | Sex is like math !!!Sex is like math.First you add a bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs,and hope you dont multiply....
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| Posted by Cory Kusick on 13-Aug-2005 | Maid cleaningMAID CLEANING BEDROOM
FOUND A USED CONDOM,
AND KEPT LOOKING AT IT!
MADAM ASKS:
Dont you have SEX in the
village.
Maid: Yes we do but
NOT TILL the SKIN
DROPS OFF!
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| Posted by Melissa Pena on 13-Aug-2005 | Two pussiesTwo pussies were walking in the street.Suddenly,one of them faced to the other and said:"Oh!what a nice smell of cock comes!".The other responsed,"take it easy,I bleched."
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| Posted by Crazy Chick on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma so fatyo mamma so fat we were having sex and I rolled over nine times,I was still on that BITCH!
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