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| Posted by Pat Kingsley on 12-Aug-2005 | 12 Advantages of being a man & the only 2 disadvantage.12 top advantages of being a man:
1. You can play football
2. You don\'t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
3. It doesn\'t ruin your day if your best freind doesn\'t notice your new haircut.
4. You don\'t need a diamond ring to make a commitment.
5. You just make the babies, you don\'t have to give them.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. You don\'t cook, you barbeque.
8. You get to make fun of homosexuals instead of shopping with them.
9. The only nails you break are steel.
10. When you hit 30, you\'re still drinking beer.
11. Red doesn\'t make you look fat.
12. Weight-watchers doesn\'t allow men.
The only 2 disadvantages of being a man:
1. Bars don\'t have men\'s night (They only have ladies night.)
2. You can\'t get a job by showing your boobs.
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| Posted by bubble and squeak on 12-Aug-2005 | FliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
What are you doing? She asked.
Hunting Flies, he responded.
Oh!, Killing any? she asked.
Yep, 3 males, 2 Females, he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone
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| Posted by Hom Chkn on 12-Aug-2005 | FliesA woman walked into her kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly-swatter in his hand. \"What are you doing?\" she asked.
\"Hunting flies,\" he whispered.
\"Oh! Good. Killing any?\"
\"Yes--3 females, 4 males,\" he says matter-of-factly.
\"Really!\" she exclaims, bewildered. \"How can you tell?\"
\"Well, 3 were on the phone and 4 were on the beer can.\"
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| Posted by Mini Me on 12-Aug-2005 | Men in a woman\'s room!A man was waiting in a long line for the man\'s restroom when he saw that the lady\'s room was about empty so he asked her if he could use it. She said, \"You may. Just as long as u do not push any buttons.\" He agreed and ran in the door and in the stall. He thought to himself \" wow that\'s a lot of buttons\" So he said oh i\'ll just push this orange one... and then water splashed on his butt. He thought \"maybe another\" so he pressed the green one... which threw powder in his face. Then he pressed a red button that had the letters \"ATR\"
When he awoke he was laying in a hospital room. He turned to a lady and said, \"what happened?\" She said, \"You pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover button. Your penis is over there in that bucket of ice!\"
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| Posted by Private Private on 12-Aug-2005 | Five buttonsWhat are the only five buttons any woman should ever have on her?
1. Suck.
2. Fuck.
3. Cook.
4. Clean.
5. Off.
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| Posted by eric s. jozovich on 12-Aug-2005 | Girlfriend on steroidsHow do you know your girlfriend has been taking too many steroids?
When she comes home jerks down your pants and tries to fuck you in the ass with her clit.
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