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| Posted by Morgan E. Stromberg on 14-Aug-2005 | $1.45This guy was getting married and was worried about his
honeymoon, so he went to the sex specialist and told him her his
story and she said "ok, heres what you do, practice bouncing
this quarter on your stomach and when youve got it came see me
in a week". So he went home and started
practicing,"quarter,quarter,quarter,quarter".He went back in a
week as instructed and said "Doctor,Doctor!!!!,ive got it!
Quarter,quarter,quarter,quarter". "DR" "Very good, now i want
to practice doing that and bouncing these 2 dimes on each side
of your hip's and when youve done that come back in a week".So
he went home and started to practice, "Quarter dime dime,
quarter dime dime, quarter dime dime,quarter dime dime". He went
back in a week as instructed and said " Docter Doctor!!!!! ive
got it!!! "QUarter dime dime,Quarter dime dime,quarter dime
dime, quarter dime dime". "DR" "Great, now i want you to
practice doing that while bouncing this dollar on your back and
when youve done that come back in a week.( in one week he gets
married).So he goes home and starts practicing "Quarter dime
dime dollar, quarter dime dime dollar, quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar". He went back in one week as
instructed and said "Doctor Doctor!!!!!! ive got it! Quarter
dime dime dollar, quarter dime dime dollar,quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar" "DR" "Excelent! now have a
great time on your honeymoon". So he got married and its 10:00
pm and he is fucking her like he practiced saying in his head
""Quarter dime dime Dollar, quarter dime dime dollar,quarter
dime dime dollar.quarter dime dime dollar" His wife
screams"Faster&Harder!" so he does and in his head agian hes
saying "Quarter dime dime Dollar, quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar.quarter dime dime dollar" Agian
feeling great his wife say's "Faster&harder!" "MAN" "$1.45!
$1.45! $1.45!
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| Posted by Laura Brown on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 nunsthree nuns were sitting on a bench. A guy suddenly came up and
flashed them.
the first nun had a stroke
the second nun had a stroke
the third ones arm wasn't long enough
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):)
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| Posted by Brian m. Spillner on 14-Aug-2005 | School ReunionThere was a school reunion for the North Halifax Grammar School.
Among the people there was a man called George and a woman
called Edith. They met up and Edith said to George o George
remember when we made love behind the bike shed next to the
school fence. George says yes I can, those were the days. Edith
then asked George if he would like to do it again. George
replied with give me a break Edith I'm bloody 70, but Edith
wouldnt take no for an answer she dragged George off to the bike
shed. After they'd been at it for a minute or two Edith says,
god George you're better now than when you were sixteen. George
replied with yes it wasn't a bluddy electric fence then though
was it!
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| Posted by Gabi A. Mottola on 14-Aug-2005 | Worn OutJohn:if u need a fuck go to the shed and stick your dick through
the keyhole.
Abdol:all right whhen i've wanked too much i'll give it a try.
later that night he needed a fuck so he went to the shed. he
gave it all he had and did it every night wondering what made it
feel so good. one day he went to the shed to have a fuck when he
couldn't feel a thing. he went back to his room and had a wank.
the next day he went to the owner and said " what the fuck is
this the shed didn't give me a worth while fuck last night" the
owner said
" I KNOW THE PIGS ARSE IS WORN OUT !!!! "
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| Posted by creamofsumdumguy on 14-Aug-2005 | namesnames you dont want
Ben Dovor
Regina Tucker
Hairy Dick
Seymoure Johnson/bush
names you do want
mike ocksbig
jack mehoff
u.b. horny
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| Posted by Skye K. German on 14-Aug-2005 | Baking CakesOne day johnny walked across a public park and saw two teenagers
having sex on the bench.
He asked his mother what they were upto and she hurriedly
replied, "they`re making cakes"
Puzzeled little johnny walked on.
Later at the zoo he saw two monkeys having sex.
again he asked his mother what they were upto and she said "they
are making cakes"
Still puzzelled johnny walked on.
A day later johnny went upto his mother and asked whether she
and his father were making cakes on the living room couch at
night,embarrased the mother asked ,"why"
And little johnny replied, "aw nothing you just left some icing
on the couch"!!!
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