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| Posted by Kyrajeff N. Rufclare on 12-Aug-2005 | 2 guys walk into bar...2 guys walk into a bar. how do u know its a gay bar? cuz the weiners taste like shit
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| Posted by ShEnAyNaY WiLLiAmS on 12-Aug-2005 | WankingQ.Whats the difference between a egg and a want?
A. You cant beat a wank!
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| Posted by Stephen Maiorana on 12-Aug-2005 | A Sweet Ass StoryIt was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.
I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, ???Hey Sweetheart, how\'d you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar????
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!
I couldn\'t help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.
It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream ???Oh Henry, Oh Henry!???
Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn\'t be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.
She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, ???Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.??? I said, ???Look you little Reese\'s Pieces, don\'t be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don\'t you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit \'O\' Honey????
(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)
She screamed, ???Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!??? as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.
Well, I was giving it to her Good \'N\' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
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| Posted by Richie -. Vivian on 12-Aug-2005 | RACE TO CALIFORNIAIF TWO COUPLES RACED TO CALIFORNIA; A COUPLE OF LESBIANS AND A COUPLE OF MALE GAYS WHICH COUPLE WOULD WIN? WHY THE LESBIANS WOULD WIN BECAUSE THEY WOULD GO \"LICKETY-SPLIT\". THE MALE GAYS WOULD BE TOO SLOW \"PACKING THEIR SHIT\".
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| Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 12-Aug-2005 | Wonder womanSUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE,PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, \"WHY I\'LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED\". SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM, SCREWS HER AND FLYS OUT WITH SUPER-SPEED. SHE YELLS,\"DAMN, INVISIBLE MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?\" THE INVISIBLE -MAN SAYS, \"I DON\'T KNOW, BUT MY ASSHOLE HURTS!\"
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| Posted by Velcro on 12-Aug-2005 | Jobs R Usa man was sitting on the chair when his wife said to him. \'love\'
\'yes dear\'
\'do me a favour and go and fix the tap in the bathroom, its dripping all the time\'
the husband replies,\'eh eh, take a good look at me now,have a good look at me babe, do i look like a fucking plumber\'
wife replies,\'do me a favour and go and fix the shelf in the bedroom\'
the husband replies,\'eh eh, take a good look at me now,have a good look at me babe,do i look like a fucking carpenter\'
wife replies,\'do me a favour and go and do the garden up\'
the husband replies,\'eh eh, take a good look at me now,have a good look at me babe,do i look like a fucking gardener\'
so the husband went down the pub and forces a couple of pints down.when he came back all the jobs had been done.
the husband says\'you look pleased with youself\'
the wife replies\'yeh,john from next door has fixed all the jobs\'
\'so how much do i owe him\'
\'nothing, i asked him if he wanted me to bake him a big chocolate cake or give him a blowjob\'
the husband says\'that john loves his cakes\'
the wife replies\'do i look like a fucking baker\'
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