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| Posted by Gerard A. Gingco on 12-Aug-2005 | 2 Little AliensTwo little aliens were flying through the desert in there spaceship one day when they came across an old abandoned gas station. The first little alien said the the second little alien maybe we should check it out...so the second little alien said ok! so the second little alien tells the first lil alien you stay here ill go check it out... well the little alien is walking around for a while and he doesnt see anything, so he walks up to the gas pump and he says take me to your leader... well the gas pump doesnt do anything so the little alien says again take me to your leader..well that gas pump still doesnt do anything, so the little alien takes out his ray gun takes a step back and says take me to your leader or ill blast you! the gas pump still doesnt do anything so the lil alien shot the gas tank with his ray beam and took off running when he got back in the space ship he said lets go lets go the first lil alien says well whats wrong, the second lil alien said i knew it i knew it i knew it any motherfucker that could wrap his dick around hisself two times then stick it in his ear is a bad motherfucker!
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| Posted by Wei Gu on 12-Aug-2005 | Pull Out Your Golf ClubYou Make me wanna pull out your golf club and hit a whole in one!!!!!..
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| Posted by kristin n. marek on 12-Aug-2005 | HAIR IN THE CONVERTABLEQ:HOW DO YOU GET YOU HAIR TO STOP FLYING IN A CONVERTABLE?
A:CLOSE YOUR LEGGS
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| Posted by B B on 12-Aug-2005 | Severe headachesone day there was a man that was having severe headaches. when he went to the doctor the doctor had told him that the only way to get rid of this pain was by cutting of his balls. the man said was uneasy about it and didnt want to but then his head started hurting again so he cut them off. he was feeling so good after that that he went to buy himself a new shirt. as he walked into the door the clerk said " size 30"
the man said "how did you now?"
the clerk said "ive been doing this for 10 years, i know these things"
so the man bought the shirt. he was felling so happy about the shirt thatt he went to buy some socks.
again when he walked in the clerk said "size 12"
"how did you know?"
"ive been doing this for 20 years, i know these things"
the man felt so great about his new socks that he went to buy some boxers
when he walked in the clerk said "size 30"
"nope,size 28!"
"are you sure? i think its size 30"
"yep. im sure. all my boxers are size 28"
"i dont know... ive been doing this for 30 years and i know that if boxers are to tight your balls squeeze together and you get severe headaches"
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| Posted by Mickey Kirksey on 12-Aug-2005 | Holidaysyour right leg is Christmas your left leg is Thanksgiving can I get in between the holidays?
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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 12-Aug-2005 | DefinationsDefination of a BRA:
Holder of the Boulder from the Shoulder.
Full form of MBBS (Degree awarded on completion of the graduation course in Medicine and Surgery) :
Member of Big Bowls Society.
Full form of FRCS (Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons):
Fooling Round the Country Side.
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