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| Posted by Domini V. Cunningham on 12-Aug-2005 | 2 men and a woman...What happens when you have :
2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2
German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2
English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian
woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 American men and 1
American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred :
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage ? trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look
at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while
the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own,
the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can
do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is
improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for
instructions.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English
are not getting any!
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| Posted by Jordan Chong on 12-Aug-2005 | Bad News...A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately.
After about a week of no news the business man received a telegram:
"The man who comes to visit your wife every night didn't show up yesterday..."
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| Posted by Cody G. Jackson on 12-Aug-2005 | Like and LoveWhat is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!
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| Posted by Chris Rinchik on 12-Aug-2005 | TamponsGuy goes to the pharmacy at his wife's request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag of cotton balls.
Staring at him in disbelief she asks, "What the HELL...?!?! I asked for TAMPONS, not friggin COTTONBALLS!!"
He says, "Remember when I asked you to pick me up a pack of cigarettes and you came home with a tin of tobacco and told me to roll my own because the cigs were too expensive.....?
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| Posted by Griffon McGorden on 12-Aug-2005 | Super modelsOver drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour.
"I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have ya got?
"My wife" said the other with a heavy sigh!
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| Posted by Justin Andre on 12-Aug-2005 | Encyclopedias for saleFor sale by Owner:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or the best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows fucking everything!
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