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| Posted by Eric Nili on 13-Aug-2005 | 2 strippersSadam Hussan ask for 2 strippers.
One stripper came and Sadam said "Strip" to the 1st one and she did. Sadam looked and said "bush" and the 2nd one came and striped and he said "no bush"
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| Posted by bubba joe on 13-Aug-2005 | Flintstonesi may not be fred flintstone.....but i sure can make your bedrock!
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| Posted by Mogs on 13-Aug-2005 | If u shut up..............if u shut up ill give u a donut
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| Posted by daniel bud on 13-Aug-2005 | Pissed ur pants1.You are so stupid you locked in a bathroom and you pissed your pants.
2.You are so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and you starved to death.
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():dirty jokes (1575): Never look a gift horse in the mouth |
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| Posted by Funny Man on 13-Aug-2005 | Never look a gift horse in the mouthThere were three ladies working in supermarket, and one came in bright and bubbly on monday morning, slightly jealous and curios at the same time the other two said what are you so chirpy about?. The other day my husbund bought me a new set of exquisite laungereie.The other two said how did you get him to do that? she replied i asked. Right after work the other two hatched a plan to get their hubbies to do the same. The next day the other two met up outside the door at work "Howd you get on with your request"? The other replied no good, The other ladie said and you, yep darn tooting i did, dissappointed the other lady whom had notten anything thought of a plan to get what she wanted so she invited her husbund to her place of work the next day, he arrived to find her up the ladder stacking shelves with no panties on she called down softly and said george i need some new undergarments be a dear and buy me some, i will see you after work when she got home there was a big parcel waiting with love george. she decided to skite off and not open it until the next day at work. she finally got to work and ran into her two workmates she said look what my husbund bought me she hurriedly opened it and yes to her surprise it was beautiful nickers ect and wrapped in those was a brush and comb set do you think he saw more under that ladder than we know?
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| Posted by Kristof P. Grina on 13-Aug-2005 | Kick ashley assOne day ashley was walking down the street she said I want to kick somebody ass. then someone said im going to stick my foot so far that you can smell it and she went home crying.
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