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| Posted by SwEeTiE PiE on 14-Aug-2005 | 25 ways to cope with stress25 Ways To Cope With Stress
1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
See how many you can do at once.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other
plans.
5. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to
pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
8. Fill out your tax forms using Roman Numerals.
9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them
from high places.
10. Leaf through a "National Geographic" and draw underwear on
the natives.
11. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next
day.
13. Buy a subscription of "Sleezoid Weekly" and send it to your
boss's wife.
14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
15. Drive to work in reverse.
16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule" and let him/her
figure it out.
18. Sit naked on a shelled hard boiled egg.
19. Polish your car with ear wax.
20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret
messages.
21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it
comes back to you.
22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend
they're in jail.
25. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Bonus. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and place
it back in the wrapper.
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| Posted by CuTiE BaBiE on 14-Aug-2005 | Magic TrickGary and John are in a sauna. Gary says to John, "Do you want to
see a magic trick?" John says, "Sure."
"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees."
John turns around and gets down on all fours. "There," says
Gary, "...does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"
"Yes!" Replies John. Gary waves both of his hands in the air,
"Magic!"
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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 14-Aug-2005 | sexdon't steel your older brothers condoms because he don't need
you to fuck the farm animals
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| Posted by twatty Wanks on 14-Aug-2005 | boys and girlsboy:i have 5 conkers
girl:i have 6 conkers
boy:i have 10 marbles
girl: i have 12 marbles
boy takes off his pants
boy:i bet you haven't got one of these
girl:no i haven't
taking off her skirt
girl: but i have one of these and with one of these i can get as
many of those as i want
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| Posted by Mistical Rose on 14-Aug-2005 | 10 things not to say during sex10)I should have used a condom...
9)Golly, do you need help!
8)Boy, do I want to speak to your pimp!
7)That thing ain't bigger than your sister's or mom's!
6)That was not worth every cent!
5)Is there a money back guarantee?
4)Do you have a microscope on you?
3)There are medical solutions for that.
2)Wow! You must centimeter Sam!
1)Can I supersize that fry?
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| Posted by Tyler Luedtke on 14-Aug-2005 | TriviaQ: What is the best thing that comes out of a penis?
A: The Wrinkles
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