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| Posted by Brian w. labriy on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 FlysOnce there was these 3 flyz and they were out all day...well they got tired of flying so they seen a lady and thought \"i got an idea\"
one flew in her nose and one flew in her ear and one flew in her pussy. they spent the night. so the next morning they finally woke up, and the one in pussy how he slept and he said \"Not so good a bald guy kept coming in,I slapped him then he spit on me!\"
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| Posted by Patrick Reyes on 12-Aug-2005 | Joe and Mother NatureOne day Joe decided to go enjoy the outdoors with a round of golf. He was doing great untill the last hole when he sliced one way left into a field of beautiful buttercups.
Still upset about his lousy shot he couldn\'t help but notice how beautiful the flowers were. He carefully walked through the field making sure not to step on any of the buttercups. Then all of the sudden, a voice from above says \"Joe thank you so much for being so carefull not to step on my flowers.\" \"Who\'s there?\" asks Joe. \"It\'s me, Mother Nature, and just to show you how greatfull I am for you kind consideration of my beautiful buttercups, I\'m going to grant you a lifetime supply of butter. All the butter you could ever want in your lifetime.\" Joe thinks for a minute and a dissatisfied look appeares on his face. Mother Nature asks, \"What\'s the matter Joe, don\'t you like butter?\" Joe replies, \"Well sure I do but where you you yesturday when I hit my ball into the pussywillow?\"
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| Posted by Ashley K. A on 12-Aug-2005 | To many QuestionsA little boy asked his mom if he could take a shower with her, she said \"Sure just don\'t look up and don\'t look down.\" So they get in the shower and the boy looked up and said \"mom what are those?\" She said \"Those are my headlights.\" Then the boy looked down and asked \"What is that?\" She said \"That is my grass.\" Then they get out of the shower and the boy asked his father if he could take a shower with him, the same night. His father said \"Sure just don\'t look down.\" so they got in the shower and the boy looked down and asked \"What is that?\" His father said \"Thats my snake.\" After they got out of the shower the boy asked if he could sleep with his mom and dad. they said \"Sure just don\'t look under the covers.\" so they all get in bed and then the little boy looks under the covers and said \"Mommy turn on your headlights daddies snake is in your grass!\"
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| Posted by YellowFish911 on 12-Aug-2005 | Wet dreami had a wet dream about you last night
yeah
yeah i woke up pissing myself laughing
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| Posted by cs on 12-Aug-2005 | RejectionQ: How do you know when you have been rejected by everyone?
A: When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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| Posted by Mike G. Robinson on 12-Aug-2005 | NymphomaniacsOnce Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
\"Business trip or pleasure?\"
She turned, smiled and said,
\"Business. I\'m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago.\"
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
\"What\'s your business role at this convention?\"
She smiled and responded,
\"Lecturer. I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have
learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality.\"
Now the fella\'s interest was really piqued, and he asked,
\"Oh? And what are some of those?\"
She explained,
\"Well... one popular myth is that African American men are the most
well-endowed of all men when in fact it is the indeginous Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is
that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish
descent are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.\"
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable, blushed and said,
\"I\'m sorry... I shouldn\'t really be discussing all this with you. I don\'t
even know your name.\"
\"It\'s Tonto,\" the man said, \"Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba!\"
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