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3 nuns and a priest

Two priests were going to have there daily shower but when they reached the showers they discovered they had left there soap back at the dorms. One of the priests, without putting his clothes back on, desided that he would go and fetch the soap.One his way back to the showers with the soap he noticed that there was three nuns heading his way, so he decided to act like a statue.When the nuns reached him they commented on how life like he was. one of the nuns decided that she would tug on the priests penis.She tugged three times and a bar of soap popped out of the priests hand, the nun thought that she had found a soap dispencer.The second nun thought she would have her free soap so she tugged as well and out came the soap.Now it was the third nuns turn so she tugged on the penis and nothing came out so she tugged again and again.The nun was very pleased as the soap dispencer turned out to be a hand lotion machian as well!

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Little girl

Posted by coolkaty on 12-Aug-2005

Little girl

i am a little girl i have a little thing when i go to bed i stick my finger in now im a lot older and my things lost its charms it needs five fingers and half a fucking arm

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Sex in the city

Posted by Brendan T. Forbes on 12-Aug-2005

Sex in the city

once upon a time these people were having sex and the women goes i feel something weird goin up my ass. the man goes i wonder what that could be then she hears a grunt what was that she says just workin my way up.

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