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| Posted by Laura Brown on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 nunsthree nuns were sitting on a bench. A guy suddenly came up and
flashed them.
the first nun had a stroke
the second nun had a stroke
the third ones arm wasn't long enough
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| Posted by Brian m. Spillner on 14-Aug-2005 | School ReunionThere was a school reunion for the North Halifax Grammar School.
Among the people there was a man called George and a woman
called Edith. They met up and Edith said to George o George
remember when we made love behind the bike shed next to the
school fence. George says yes I can, those were the days. Edith
then asked George if he would like to do it again. George
replied with give me a break Edith I'm bloody 70, but Edith
wouldnt take no for an answer she dragged George off to the bike
shed. After they'd been at it for a minute or two Edith says,
god George you're better now than when you were sixteen. George
replied with yes it wasn't a bluddy electric fence then though
was it!
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| Posted by Gabi A. Mottola on 14-Aug-2005 | Worn OutJohn:if u need a fuck go to the shed and stick your dick through
the keyhole.
Abdol:all right whhen i've wanked too much i'll give it a try.
later that night he needed a fuck so he went to the shed. he
gave it all he had and did it every night wondering what made it
feel so good. one day he went to the shed to have a fuck when he
couldn't feel a thing. he went back to his room and had a wank.
the next day he went to the owner and said " what the fuck is
this the shed didn't give me a worth while fuck last night" the
owner said
" I KNOW THE PIGS ARSE IS WORN OUT !!!! "
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| Posted by creamofsumdumguy on 14-Aug-2005 | namesnames you dont want
Ben Dovor
Regina Tucker
Hairy Dick
Seymoure Johnson/bush
names you do want
mike ocksbig
jack mehoff
u.b. horny
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| Posted by Skye K. German on 14-Aug-2005 | Baking CakesOne day johnny walked across a public park and saw two teenagers
having sex on the bench.
He asked his mother what they were upto and she hurriedly
replied, "they`re making cakes"
Puzzeled little johnny walked on.
Later at the zoo he saw two monkeys having sex.
again he asked his mother what they were upto and she said "they
are making cakes"
Still puzzelled johnny walked on.
A day later johnny went upto his mother and asked whether she
and his father were making cakes on the living room couch at
night,embarrased the mother asked ,"why"
And little johnny replied, "aw nothing you just left some icing
on the couch"!!!
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():sex jokes (1888): ...just part of the group |
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| Posted by Lori M. C on 14-Aug-2005 | ...just part of the groupThis young mother wanted so much to be a part of her teenage
child's group.
She worked hard at learning all the styles the teens wore and
all the foods they liked to eat.
She always tried to look young and spiffy and to have an
abundant supply of snacks when the gang dropped by.
She even learned how to talk "young" learning all the buzz words
and hip sayings.
One day this all came to a screeching halt when, after serving
the right snacks, she heard herself say to a room full of
hormone dripping teenagers:
"If anyone wants secs just let me know, I'll be in the
kitchen...getting it ready."
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