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| Posted by Conrad Gryba on 13-Aug-2005 | 3 shipwreckedA Pacific cruise liner sinks leaving only 3 survivors David, Darren and Daisy. They swim to a small island where they live for a couple of years doing what comes naturally, but, Daisy feels so guilty about having sex with both men, she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren but they get over it and agian nature takes its course.
After a couple more years the the lads feel really bad about what they are doing so they bury her.
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| Posted by Adam speeden on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you callWhat do you call an exotic dancer?
A snake charmer
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| Posted by Cara E. Busch on 13-Aug-2005 | The fucking treeone day a gentlemen just moved to a city and looked for a job.Later that day he was hired to be a lumber jack. As weeks went by he got hornier and hornier so he asked his boss where all the girls went? His boss said just go to that tree over there and stick your penis in. So the gentlemen went over to the tree, when hos boss left he put his dick in....He felt the best sensation a blowjob could give.he went on for hours moaning and screaming with all the pleasure. The nxt day after he finished his job he went for more and it was even better than before so he pushed harder and harder until he was exhausted......2 days later he went back to the tree but nothing happened."No more sucking!"...He went back to his boss and said what happened to the blowjobs? his boss answered today it was your turn to go in the tree!
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| Posted by Shannon Swiney on 13-Aug-2005 | Safe betCover your Dick before the prick
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| Posted by A J Picozzi on 13-Aug-2005 | CondomDo you know that they are recycling condoms?
They are turning them inside out and shaking the fuck out of them.
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| Posted by Zack Kirton on 13-Aug-2005 | Sorry fellthere was a guy who thoght his wife was cheating on him.so he went to the pet store to by a hamster to watch her while he was gone.he saw one hamster it was $500 dollers he thoght it was too much.he saw another one but it was $200 dollers.still too much.he saw one that was $25 dollers, he took it.the pet store manager said "there are 2 things you have to know,1 it tells you everything that happened that day and 2 it hangs by its balls.so he names the hamster charlie.he gtes back from work and says,""charlie what hyappened today."mail man come.then wa=hat happened mail man deliver mail.then what happened.wife invite mail man inside.then what happened.mail man take wifes shirt off.then what happened. mail man and wife have sex. then what happened.sorry,fell of boner.
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