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| Posted by janet reisdorfer on 10-Aug-2005 | 3 Things a woman can doWhat three things can a woman do that no-one else can?
1. Bleed for a week without dying
2. Produce milk with eating grass
3. Make a man come without calling him!
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| Posted by Ezza on 10-Aug-2005 | 25 Useless things25 useless things on a man :-
20 Nails you cannot hammer
02 Tits you cannot milk
02 Balls you cannot throw
01 Cock that cannot crow
but don't laugh yet, for women have a pussy that cannot catch mice!
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| Posted by Jerrette R. Frank on 10-Aug-2005 | One second please!A man wants to buy some condoms and goes to shop for them. The salesgirl asks
him, 'May I hold your penis for size?'. After he does so, she then turns to the
assistant and says, 'Give me a small. No, wait. Give me a medium. No, wait. Give
me a large. give me a tissue!'
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| Posted by Mo Jo on 10-Aug-2005 | Little JohnnyLITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of
hands from those who could use the word ' beautiful ' in the same sentence
twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought
my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'
Very good, Suzie, 'replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. 'My
mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.' he said.
'Excellent, Michael!' Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
'Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful,... just beautiful!''
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| Posted by Andreza M. Chaves on 10-Aug-2005 | Little JohnnyLITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... GRAMMAR:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go
to the bathroom.
He yelled out, ' Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'
The teacher replied, 'Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate'. Please use the word
'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.
Little Johnny, thinks for a bit, then says, ' You're an eight, but if you had
bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!!! '
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| Posted by Meg B on 10-Aug-2005 | Little JohnnyLITTLE JOHNNY ON ..... ENGLISH:
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ' Today we are going to
learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
multi-syllable word?'
Johnny says ' Mas-tur-bate.'
Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'
Little Johnny says, ' No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob'
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