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| Posted by emily n on 10-Aug-2005 | 30 years agoA man comes to a magician and asks: "Can you take away the most horrible
conjure?" "What kind of conjure and who has done it?" "It was the witch who said
30 years ago: "And now you are a husband and a wife" "
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| Posted by cheri shuler on 10-Aug-2005 | You are all in blackA young pretty woman complains to her girlfriend:
"My husband is so unbearable! He is constantly talking about his dear mum. "My
mother doesn't to it in such a way", "If my mummy could see"; "My mum wouldn't
like it". And I'm on the final line of his priorities."
Girlfriend:
"You should attract his attention as a passionate woman. So he'll forget his
mother. When he comes back home tonight meet him in your sexual underwear."
So the husband comes back home in the evening. His wife greets him wearing a
black brassiere, black stockings, and black gloves.
Husband: "Oh, goodness! You are all in black! Anything wrong with my mum?!"
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| Posted by Lisa M. Hayden on 10-Aug-2005 | Best friendThe husband returns home and sees his wife f****** with his best friend.
husband says to him:
"hey you, motherf*****, son of bitch! i am your best friend, we studied at
school together, i found job for you. and you are f****** my wife!"
and he says to his wife:
"bitch, slut! i picked you up from the bottom! gave you food and shelter! and
you..."
and then to the both:
"stop f****** when i am speaking with you!"
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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 10-Aug-2005 | Thanx dadFather says to his son.
- You are mature enough now. I allow you to start smoking if you want to.
- Thanx dad, I've quit two years ago.
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| Posted by mecool30 on 10-Aug-2005 | SexopathologistA guy walks in to sexopathologist:
- I've lived together with my wife for 2 years and we don't have any children
yet. The doctor inspects him.
- Everything is OK with you, ask your wife to come in.
- Johnny, come in!
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| Posted by J S. M on 10-Aug-2005 | Marrying herIn a court:
- So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's
head with this iron?
- I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.
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