|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Big Jay on 13-Aug-2005 | 3campers3 men went to wales on a camping trip and had a great time fishing in the day but when it got to night fall all three of them were freezing so they all huddled together to keep warm. Eventually they fell asleep.
The next morning the first man woke up and said "I had a dream last night that someone was holding my penis" and with that the second man said "I had a dream that someone was holding my penis too" and the man who was sleeping in the middle said "Thats funny, I had a dream last night that i was skiing!"
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by EmptyF_1 on 13-Aug-2005 | What iswhat orange and green?
bill cliton dick after he fuck monica
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
():Body & Health (530): ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Big Jay on 13-Aug-2005 | ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his...ONE time in the shower a boy looks up at his mother and says what is that.The mother answers thats my headlights and then the boy looks down and says whats that.The mother answers that is my garage.Then the boy goes in the shower with his dad and looks down and says what is that.The father answers thats my car.Later at night the boy says to his parents hey why is the car going in the garage and daddy sucking mommies headlights.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by TheWho on 13-Aug-2005 | The testTwo guys are ass fucking and the phone rings the one on top tells the one on bottom " to not come in tell he gets back"he goes and picks up the phone and tells them that he is bussy. when he gets back he sees white stoff all of the carpetand says" i thought i told you not to come until i get back"the guy says "i didnt i farted."
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Scott Day on 13-Aug-2005 | Too big!!!Hi!! there was a very tall man. He was flying from london to newyork.
He was burstiung 4 a pee and decided to pee. he went 2 the toilets but it was to small to a man that height. he was peeing when a woman opened his door. with that fright he pee on her boobs.
she told him that she was there to make sex in the toilet with a puppy dog!!
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Patty M on 13-Aug-2005 | Humorwhat is the diffrence between my sis and an ironing board?
an ironing boards legs are hard to open. lol
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
