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| Posted by Emz on 12-Aug-2005 | 50/50 RelationshipHow do men define a "50/50" relationship?
Women cook, men eat;
women clean, men get dirty;
women iron, men wrinkle.
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| Posted by Dan Stepansky on 12-Aug-2005 | Men Are Like CommercialsWhy are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
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| Posted by Yvette C on 12-Aug-2005 | Men Are Like PopcornWhy are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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| Posted by Cersi on 12-Aug-2005 | Men and Spray Paint AlikeWhy are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they're all over you.
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| Posted by Ian Morris on 12-Aug-2005 | Men Are Like BlendersWhy are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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| Posted by Jane F. Pane on 12-Aug-2005 | Food Better Than MenWhy is food better than men?
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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