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| Posted by Cara E. Busch on 09-Aug-2005 | 6"What's six inches long that women love?
Folding money.
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| Posted by John Mcmunn on 09-Aug-2005 | Too much skinA teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, sweetie, If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging rose garden."
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| Posted by Bob Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | Keep him InterestedWhat does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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| Posted by Heavenly on 09-Aug-2005 | HomesickA truck driver goes into a brothel and says to the madam, "Here's $500, give me a bolongna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have."
The madam says, "But sir, for $500 you can have the finest meal and the most beautiful girl here."
The trucker replies, "I'm not horny, I'm home sick."
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| Posted by Brandi J. Austin on 09-Aug-2005 | PsychoanalysisWhy is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
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| Posted by Cameron Dude on 09-Aug-2005 | ExerciseHow do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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