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():battle of sexes (734): A beautiful young girl is about to undergo...


Posted by Hyper Tin on 07-Aug-2005

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo...

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre door to go in and check whether everything is ready.

A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over and does the same examinations.

When the third man starts examining her body so closely, she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea. We're just painting the corridor."

   

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():battle of sexes (734): A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...


Posted by Witty One on 07-Aug-2005

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."

The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

   

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():battle of sexes (734): Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front...


Posted by Awkward on 07-Aug-2005

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" ??

The other replies, "Oh sure I do." ??

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

??The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." ??

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

   

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():battle of sexes (734): Ten Things Men Know For Sure About Women....


Posted by cow_bog on 07-Aug-2005

Ten Things Men Know For Sure About Women....

Ten Things Men Know For Sure About Women.

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  10. They have breasts.

   

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():battle of sexes (734): While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was...


Posted by Nick K on 07-Aug-2005
While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was...
While flying recently, Gloria Steinem was pleased to find that the entire flight crew was female. She asked a flight attendant if she might be able to do an interview in the cockpit.

"Pardon, me ma'am," said the flight attendant, "where did you say?"

"The cockpit."

"Oh, I'm sorry but we don't call it that on this flight."


   

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():battle of sexes (734): A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan,...


Posted by Nathan Paxton on 07-Aug-2005
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan,...
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs.

"The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly.

"No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

   

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