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():Body & Health (530): a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking... |
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| Posted by emma m. shepp on 13-Aug-2005 | a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking...a carrot lettuce and a dick were talking
the carrot said i have a terrible life they cook me or eat me raw
the lettuce said you think you have a terrible life they cut me up and put me in salads
the dick said you think you got it bad they wrap me up put me in a dark cave and make me do 100 push-ups
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| Posted by Regina C. Swenton on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mammayo mamma so fat that your tits are real
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| Posted by Wilhelmina C. Ostag on 13-Aug-2005 | Four Gallons!!!!One time there was three guys int
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| Posted by Erik D on 13-Aug-2005 | 7 DWAARFSONE DAY THE 7 DWARFSWERE HAVING A BATH, AND THEY ALL FELT HAPPY. SO HAPPY GOT OUT AND THEY ALL FELT GRUMPY !
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| Posted by Rachel Kensington on 13-Aug-2005 | GIRLS USE BRAZIERS TO ?GIRLS USE BRAZIERS TO HIDE DEFECTS,MAKE POEPLE FOOL,INSIDE LOOSE SMALL UNBALANCED FOAM, OUTLOOK 36-38,ITS LIE FAKE N FRAUD
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| Posted by Pippi Longstocking on 13-Aug-2005 | Bananas are better than MEN because...Bananas are better than MEN because...
~You don t mind swallowing a banana.
~Bananas are always stiff.
~Bananas don t kno how to fart.
~A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
~No one cares if you have 2 bananas in bed with you at the same time.
~Another woman will NEVER try to steal YOUR banana
~Bananas can last the whole night through.
~Even the smallest bananas are AT LEAST 8 in.long.
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