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| Posted by Joe on 07-Aug-2005 | A certain guy had never had sex in his life,...A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend told him
that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He
agrees.
Later that week, he's in a room with the girl. She takes off her
clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?" He says, quite honestly,
"No.". She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.
Again, he answers "No."
Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the
way;
we're talking spread-eagle. She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"
He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole fuckin' bed to yourself."
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():dirty jokes (1575): What do you call a female police office who... |
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| Posted by Michelle Bowery on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call a female police office who...What do you call a female police office who shaves her pussy?
Cunts-stubble.
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():dirty jokes (1575): A really conceited guy is screwing a really... |
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():dirty jokes (1575): A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd... |
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():dirty jokes (1575): Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?... |
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| Posted by haley r. kopcho on 07-Aug-2005 | Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?...Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
- To find a tight seal!
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():dirty jokes (1575): Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class... |
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| Posted by Jon Meister on 07-Aug-2005 | Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class...Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class is
English, and the teacher wants the kids to say
what they ate for breakfast and spell it.
The first girl says "toast t o a s t."
The second boy says "eggs e g g s."
Dirty Ernie says "fuckin nothing f u c k i n g n o t h i n g."
The teacher stands him
in the corner till lunch.
After lunch Dirty Ernie is allowed to take his seat. The first class after
lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border
lies.
Dirty Ernie shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my
mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"
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