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| Posted by The One on 10-Aug-2005 | A chaseRobert A. Chase, 45, was charged with threatening an 11-year-old boy with a
knife in Madison, Wis. The boy was watching Chase play basketball with another
adult when the opponent accused Chase of "traveling" (taking steps without
dribbling the ball). To seek an impartial opinion, Chase asked the boy, but the
boy agreed that Chase had traveled. Chase then allegedly grabbed the boy, held a
knife to his throat, and asked, "Now. Did I travel?"
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| Posted by Ashley M. Suydam on 10-Aug-2005 | A young college studentA young college student wrote home to his family. "Dear mom and dad, I haven't
heard from you in nearly a month. Please send check so I'll know you're all
right."
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| Posted by Neo V. Michilini on 10-Aug-2005 | Poor WilberWilber sits in front of Family Court Judge Frieda and the judge asks
"Do you want to live with your mother?"
Wilber responds, "No ... she beats Me."
"Do you want to live with your father.??? The judge questions
"No ... he beats me too." Wilber states.
Judge Frieda asks, "How about living with you grandparents?"
Wilber declares, "No ... I want to be a Cougar, they don't *beat*
anybody!!!!"
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| Posted by Deena on 10-Aug-2005 | 8 million American childrenOne way to take care of the world's population.
The IRS has reported the "disappearance" of more than 8 million American
children during the late 1980s, "caused" by tax reform legislation. That number
is the total of all children claimed as dependents of beneficiaries of child
care tax credits before 1987 but who were never again claimed once the IRS
started requiring proof that such children existed.
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| Posted by sam bennett on 10-Aug-2005 | "The Never-Ending Story 2"I definitely think we're in trouble.
I just saw an ad for a new movie sequel called...
"The Never-Ending Story 2"
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| Posted by jeefunk on 10-Aug-2005 | A radical feministA radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets
up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up
the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his
seat", and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and
refuses to let him up.
Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles
past my stop already."
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