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| Posted by Tristan T. Connolly on 10-Aug-2005 | A Chinese baby girlCouples I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her to
friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what will you do
when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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| Posted by Jim Bob on 10-Aug-2005 | My wife was pregnantLarry goes to see his travel agent.
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes but I need to ask for something different"
"Go ahead ask me"
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but..."
" And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but."
" And the year before that when I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
" Yes"
"Well! Could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her
with me?"
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| Posted by Rasha Haider on 10-Aug-2005 | Talkative childAs an extremely talkative child, I never realized how exhausting my constant
chatter must have been for my family until one day at the dentist's office. The
dentist informed my mother that, for a 11-year-old, I seemed to have very small
teeth.
My harried mother replied, "Wind erosion???.
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| Posted by Mike Hunt on 10-Aug-2005 | A Woman and her loverA woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a
sudden; they hear the front door open and close.
"Oh, no, it's my husband!"
The man says, "Where's your back door?"
"We don't have a back door,??? says the woman.
The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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| Posted by Madi Stuart on 10-Aug-2005 | SpaghettiA newly-wed couple is dining in. The husband is kind of slowly picking in his
plate. The wife:
- Do you love me?
- Yes, I do! You have been asking me that everyday since that month after we
got married but you have never asked me if I love spaghetti!
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| Posted by Kris10 on 10-Aug-2005 | "Duck!"The other day my wife, my son, and I were at the beach. Tommy, at 3 years, is
generally very good about being courteous and careful with other people. Like
any child his age however, he occasionally has lapses. On this occasion he
winged a Frisbee at my wife. After he did so, I prompted him for the usual
gosh-I-really-had-no-idea "Sorry???.
I said, "Tommy, what do you say when you almost hit someone with something?"
He immediately replied: "Duck!"
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