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| Posted by Shannon H. Holiskey on 07-Aug-2005 | Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the...Man can climb the highest mountain, swim the widest ocean, fight the
strongest tiger, but once he's married mostly he takes out the garbage.>
-Sam Levenson
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| Posted by emmi e. SHORTYMODLE on 07-Aug-2005 | If a man speaks in the forest, and there is...If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear
him, is he still wrong?
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| Posted by Elsa Romxo on 07-Aug-2005 | Support Women's Lib -...Support Women's Lib -
make him sleep on the wet patch.
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| Posted by Bob D. Smith on 07-Aug-2005 | Ten of our Favorite Pick-Up Lines...Ten of our Favorite Pick-Up Lines
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat
me right, and I'll do it your way
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.
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():battle of sexes (734): Then their was this fellow who loved his wife's... |
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| Posted by Jeff Melson on 07-Aug-2005 | Then their was this fellow who loved his wife's...Then their was this fellow who loved his wife's butt so much, that he
was constantly telling her what Beautiful Buns she had.
He would come home from work and compliment her on her Beautiful Buns; as
she was doing the dishes he would expound on the virtues of her Beautiful
Buns; even at church, he would lean over over and whisper to her what he
wanted to do with those Beautiful Buns.
When his birthday arrived, the wife wanted to do something really
special, she decided to have the words "Beautiful Buns" tatooed to her
butt.
She went down to the tatoo parlor, but they said it would cost $500. This
being a bit more than he was prepared to spend, she asked what she could
get for $50.
After a bit of discussion they decided that for $50 the guy
would tatoo just a "B" and a "B" on each cheek.
That evening when her husband walked in the door, she immediatly turned
around, dropped her pants, and said "Happy Birthday!"
Her husband said "Who the hell is Bob?"
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