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| Posted by Matt S on 12-Aug-2005 | "A Coming Home Gift"After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror!
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| Posted by Sugar & Spice! on 12-Aug-2005 | Best form of Birth ControlWhat is the best form of Birth Control
Answer: Marriage
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| Posted by Jr Mcgrath on 12-Aug-2005 | Man's IntentionWhat makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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| Posted by Tuck on 12-Aug-2005 | GenieOne day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle, when he opened it up a genie poped out. The genie said he could have one wish. The man thought about it a while then told the man that he was afraid of heights and got sea sick, but really wanted to go to Hawaii so he asked the genie to make a highway to Hawaii.
"I don't know said the genie", that is really difficult. Do you have another request?"
"Well, I really want to know all about women, you know, how they tick and why their the way they are!"
The genie replied: "Will that be two lanes or four?"
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| Posted by Veronica R. Williams on 12-Aug-2005 | If you love something ...If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and
always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to
begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and
never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you
either married it or gave birth to it!
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| Posted by Caitlin E. Black on 12-Aug-2005 | Fairy talesSon:"Mom, do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time' and 'long ago'?"
Mom:"No dear, sometimes they begin with 'honey, I was delayed at the office...'"
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