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| Posted by Jim Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | A CoRnY JoKeok there were these 3 guys walking along in the desert, the dry,
sandy, deserted desert after their plane crashed. So their
walking along delirious from hunger when they spot a lil shak in
the distance, & they were all like OMG there will be food
there!!! so they run up to this house and knok on the door:
"BANG BANG BANG!!"
and this lil old lady answers the door, giving them the once over
1st guy goes HI, were lost, we're starving, please do you have
any food"
the lil old lady sais" well yes, ill get you food, but one of
you willl have to come in with me 1st" , so she chooses the 1st
and
cutest guy (natutally)and tells him to follow her, where she
leads him to her bedroom, where she then starts explaining about
the lack of
men in the deset, all the time the guys thinking OMG the horny
bugger what is she thinking? To answer his thoughts she pulls
off her cloths and goes " give it to me give it to me".The poor
guy looks at her ugly wrinkled body and shudders, but if thats
not bad enough her pussy is all pussy yellow and gross so he
sais no (naturally) but she goes fine, no sex no food. The guy
driven by hunger goes "oh,... ok" just as he spots some
vegetables comeing out of the cuppord, so he sais one minute so
he can get ready. While 'getting ready' he grabs some corn out
of the cuppord and is just about to eat it then jump out of the
window when he thinks of his friends, then he decides, well this
lil old lady's eye sight cant be too good, ill just screw her
using they corn. like heck i aint touchen her. So he calls out
to her
"ready!"
and he starts screwin her with this corn next to the cupporn,
and when one cob gets soggy he throws it out the window and just
continous with another peice untill finaly she sais that shes
"had enough"and as promised she puts her clothes back on "thank
goodness" adn prepares a huge meal, a huge tasty meal and takes
it out side to his friends . but to the guys surprise his
friends say
"no its ok, where not hungry"
"why not??!!" the 1st guy sais thinking he didnt go through that
disturbing experience for nothing...... then his freind replies
"it's cool, were really full from that creamed corn you through
out the window to us"
And that boys and girls is one corny joke
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| Posted by Solo on 14-Aug-2005 | Sex SignalsOn their wedding night, a couple sit down and discuss the ground
rules for their marriage.
Wife- When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?
Husband- Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter.
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| Posted by Brad Smoley on 14-Aug-2005 | AirplaneOne day a man and a women were sitting beside each other on an
airplane. Now this man kept sneezzing over and over again. But
everytime he would sneeze he would groan or grunt like it was
pleasuring him. The women sitting beside him said, "You poor
man! What's wrong with you?" The man told the women, that
everytime he sneezed he would have an orgasium. The women felt
so sorry for him, so she asked him what he was taking for it?
The man said, "Black pepper."
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| Posted by Sarah Fletcher on 14-Aug-2005 | 12 inch bictwo men were at a bar and 1 man pulled out a cigar but he didnt
have a lighter,so he asked his buddy if a lighter,as he said yes
he pulled out a 12 inch. lighter that said bic. on it,the other
man said "o its a bic,i've seen those b4,but thats the biggest 1
i've ever seen!"he said "were did u get it?""i got it from my
genie said the other man"u got a genie?"the other man replied
with"yes,i sure do"so the other man said can i see him?" so the
other man pulled his genie out of his bag.the other man said "
can i make a wish?"th genie said"well of course"so the other man
said"i want a million bucks" so the genie went away and all of a
sudden a million ducks..the man said"I WISHED 4 A MILLION BUCKS
NOT A MILLION DUCKS!!!"the other man said"o i didnt tell u? the
genie has a bad hearing" the other man said o so now u tell
me...what a rip off.." the other man says,"tea,i know,you dont
think i acctuly wished 4 a twelve in. bic
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| Posted by vixen on 14-Aug-2005 | Little Johnny and his motherOne day, Little Johnny was going up to his bedroom when he heard
moans coming from his mother's room. He opened the door a bit
and she was touching herself saying
"I need a man, I need a man!"
Johnny wondered what she was doing but went to bed.
The next day, he was going to his bedroom, and he heard moaning
again.
He opened the door a bit and saw a man on top of his mother
doing what they shouldn't be.
He hurried to his room, started touching himself and said,
"I need a bike, I need a bike!"
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| Posted by Jordy Dean on 14-Aug-2005 | ViagraOne day an extremly aged man walks into his local doctors office
and nervously sits down. "Doctor" he said, "I really need u to
prescribe me 3 viagra pills!" The doctor laughs at this and
says" You know damn well your too old to be taking those pills!"
"Your in bad health and they could have a nasty side efect on
u!" The man pleads telling the doctor that he dosent care and
that he knows dosent doubt his shriveled cock will grow to its
normal proper size! "Well tell me old man, what is it u need
three for?" The old man Frowns and blushes as he tells him,
"Well, i need 1 for monday, thats when my wifes coming home.
Then i need one for tuesday, for when i meet my ex wife. Then i
need one for wednesday, thats when my friend steve comes over!"
The doctor in shock says, "well, ok, but u have to promise me
that youll come and see me in one week for another check up!"
The man agrees and the doctor gives him a prescription. That
saturday the old man comes walking into the office with a
swollen arm in a sling and cast! The doctor in shock asks him
what happened. The old man frowns and replies, "they never
showed up!"
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