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| Posted by Amber L. Marriott on 07-Aug-2005 | A couple went to a certain nude resort for...A couple went to a certain nude resort for their honeymoon. The
husband fell asleep as he was tanning himself on the beach. When he woke,
his "tool", shall we say, was red and respectably sunburned. As it itched
and hurt quite a bit, he went back to the cabin to find something to cool it
with. When he got back to his cabin, he opened the refrigerator, and to his
dismay, there was no ice, no water, nothing with which to cool his "tool",
only a quart of milk. Being desparate, he poured the milk in to a glass,
and stuck his dong in it to cool it. At that moment,
his wife walked in. Taking a look at her naked husband and the strategic
placement of the glass of milk, she exclaimed, "Aha! So that's how you
reload!"
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| Posted by I'm Angel on 07-Aug-2005 | When Jake Parsons died and went to heaven...When Jake Parsons died and went to heaven he saw a guy at the gate who
said, "Jake Parsons...let's see...oh, yes. You go down that hall and into
the third door on your right."
So Jake went past the first door and looked in. Inside was Atilla the Hun
standing alone in a dark room. Suddenly a spotlight hit the opposite wall
and a door opened and out stepped the most disgusting, ugly, vile,
wart-covered woman... A voice boomed out: "Atilla the Hun, you have been
very evil! Your punishment is to spend eternity with
this hag!!!"
Jake walked on further and looked into the second room. Adolph Hitler was
in there, the room was dark, and a spotlight hit the opposite wall and this
even more disgusting old hag walked into the room. A voice boomed out:
"Adolf Hitler, you have been very evil! Your punishment is to spend
eternity with this hag!!!"
So Jake finally came to his door,
opened it and entered a dark room. Suddenly a spotlight hit the opposite
wall, and out stepped Michelle Pfeiffer...! Jake was delighted. Just then
a voice boomed out: "Michelle Pfeiffer, you have been very evil...!"
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():battle of sexes (734): If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine... |
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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 07-Aug-2005 | If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine...If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what
have you usually done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
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| Posted by Joe Bratone on 07-Aug-2005 | My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4...My wife asked me for one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive
vehicles for Christmas, but I bought her a beautiful
diamond ring instead. Somebody needs to invent a fake
Jeep.
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| Posted by Max Willman on 07-Aug-2005 | Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?...Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to rub.
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