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| Posted by Chris E. Yannaco on 10-Aug-2005 | A cowboyA cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers.
When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it
above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
??? Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he yelled forcefully.
No one answered.
??? All right, I'm going to have another beer, and if my horse isn??™t back
outside by the time I finish, I'm going to do what I dun in Texas! And I don't
like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another
beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of
the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home???.
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| Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 10-Aug-2005 | OctopusGirl: Do you know what family the octopus belongs to?
Boy: No one in our street.
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| Posted by Yo Man on 10-Aug-2005 | King Kong?Lee: Our family's descended from royalty.
Dee: King Kong?
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| Posted by Brandon M. Reisdorf on 10-Aug-2005 | Two girlsAt a very Ivy-league school the girls were discussing their family pets.
"We've got a beautiful spaniel at our place," said one girl.
"Does it have a pedigree?" asked another.
"It does on its mother's side. And its father comes from a very good
neighborhood."
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| Posted by Kate Edwards on 10-Aug-2005 | Four-parent family.On the first day at school the children were sizing each other up and
boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other.
"I come from a one-parent family," said one little girl proudly.
"That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I came
from a four-parent family."
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 10-Aug-2005 | Trace my familyRonnie: I can trace my family tree way back.
Bonnie: Yes, back to the time you lived in it!
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