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():battle of sexes (734): A different way of looking at the Wolfman


Posted by Charisma K. Carsinoger on 13-Aug-2005

A different way of looking at the Wolfman

The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. "How was work, dear?" his wife asks.

"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.

"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.

"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"

At this moment, the Wolf Man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.

Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."


   

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():battle of sexes (734): Learning about relationships


Posted by The Zipper on 13-Aug-2005

Learning about relationships

When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I dated a girl, but there was no passion.

So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, and she cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. Now all I want is a girl with big tits.


   

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():battle of sexes (734): She won the lottery!!!


Posted by jazsmine on 13-Aug-2005

She won the lottery!!!

Betty came home to her husband one afternoon and exclaimed, "Honey! Pack your bags! I won the lottery!!!"

He said, "Really?!? Wow! What should I pack for? Hawaii? A cruise? Europe?"

"I don't care," she replied, " just get your ass out of here."


   

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():battle of sexes (734): An affair to remember


Posted by Tiki Tiki Bird on 13-Aug-2005

An affair to remember

A businessman comes home for lunch to his high rise apartment and while he's putting his key in the door, his wife is in bed with another guy, and hears the door. It's my husband! she exclaimed. Panicked, the guy runs, naked, looking for a place to hide. He decides on the refrigerator and gets inside of it.

Meanwhile, the husband, suspecting his wife of cheating, demands to know where the guy is hiding. He tears the apartment up, then in a rage, picks up the fridge and throws it out the window. The strain caused him to have a massive heart attack and he dies. At the gates of Heaven, he is greeted by St Peter and is asked, "How did you die?"

He replies, "I came home from work, thought my wife had a man in the apartment, got pissed, threw the fridge out the window, had a heart attack and died"

St Peter wrote this in his book, then asked this naked guy beside of the businessman hiw he had died. The guy says, "Well, I was just sitting in this refrigerator, minding my own business"


   

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():battle of sexes (734): Enlarging the Presidency


Posted by Lubo on 13-Aug-2005
Enlarging the Presidency
Jesse Jackson and Bill Clinton were in the sauna naked when Bill looked down at Jesse's dick and exclaimed "Wow Jesse, your dick is huge! How do you get it so big?" and Jesse says "Well Bill, every night before I go to sleep I take it out and slam my dick across the headboard of my bed and it gets bigger and stays that way."

That night Bill and Hillary were laying in bed and Hillary gets up and goes to the bathroom. Bill remembers what Jesse said about making his dick larger and Bill thinks this is a great time to try it. So He gets up, takes his dick out and starts banging it across the headboard. Just then Hillary yells out from the bathroom "Is that you Jesse?"


   

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():battle of sexes (734): Dress Shopping


Posted by Jon R. Markman on 13-Aug-2005
Dress Shopping
A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife.

"What size?" asked the clerk.

The man shrugged blankly.

Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?"

The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order."


   

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