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():love jokes (2491): A female doctor can't fall asleep |
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| Posted by nikki m on 10-Aug-2005 | A female doctor can't fall asleepA female doctor can't fall asleep. the conscience and mind are discussing in
her.
the conscience:
- how can you sleep after you were unfaithful to your husband!
the mind:
- it depends on husbands! if your husband is always busy, he has no time for
sex; even the holy wife will be unfaithful. you were right, my dear... hush and
sleep...
the conscience:
- adultery differs! f****** with a patient is unprofessional!
the mind:
- yes, but remember mary from the near by hospital. she always has sex with
her patients - everybody is satisfied and pleased.
the conscience becomes silent. the woman falls asleep... and suddenly the
conscience starts again with sarcastic whisper:
- yes, but mary is not a veterinary...
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():love jokes (2491): A woman went to a resort with her son |
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| Posted by yo mama jokes on 10-Aug-2005 | A woman went to a resort with her sonA woman went to a resort with her son. When they came back home, she told her
husband, "I liked it very much. The sea was beautiful. Also, I met a Hero of the
Soviet Union, a nice guy."
The son said, "What kind of hero is he if he was afraid to be in the dark room
without my mom?"
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():love jokes (2491): A Jewish mother is walking down the street |
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| Posted by pookie on 10-Aug-2005 | A Jewish mother is walking down the streetA Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons.
A passerby asks her how old the boys are.
"The doctor is three" the mother answers, "and the lawyer is two."
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():love jokes (2491): "Opened a can of corn instead." |
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| Posted by Julia A. Lundberg on 10-Aug-2005 | "Opened a can of corn instead."Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other in
quite some time, met at the supermarket.
"How are you, Helen?"
"Fine."
"And your husband?"
"Oh, Karl died two weeks ago."
"What? I hadn't heard. What happened?"
"He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead."
"I'm sorry. What did you do?"
"Opened a can of corn instead."
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| Posted by Tae E. Coleman on 10-Aug-2005 | "I married his widow,"A man walked out into the street and managed to get a
taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid
into the cab.
"Perfect timing," the cabby said. "You're just like Bill."
"Who?"
"Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right,"
the cabby said. "Like my coming along when you needed a
cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time."
"Nah," the man said to the cabby. "There are always a
few clouds over everybody."
"Not Bill," said the cabby. "He was a terrific athlete.
He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could
golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and
danced like a Broadway star."
"Bill was really something, huh?"
"Oh, yeah," continued the cabby. "Bill had a memory like
a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all
about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood
blacks out."
"No wonder you remember him," the man said.
"Well, I never actually met Bill," said the cabby.
"Then how in the world do you know so much about him?"
"I married his widow," replied the cabby.
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():love jokes (2491): I'm quite as sensible as I look |
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| Posted by Abby J. Parker on 10-Aug-2005 | I'm quite as sensible as I look"You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
"No way. I'm quite as sensible as I look!"
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