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| Posted by Amanda Hugandkiss on 09-Aug-2005 | A fishy storyTwo avid fishermen go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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| Posted by Cassie Hart on 09-Aug-2005 | 3 shotsTwo morons went hunting in the woods.
Before long, however, they realized that they had no idea how to get back to civilization.
"Not to worry," one of them said. "When you're lost, all you have to do is fire three shots into the air."
So they did, and waited.
An hour later they did it again and still, no one came.
Finally, they decided to try a third round, one man said to the other, "These are our last three arrows."
Submitted by Curtis
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| Posted by Ab on 09-Aug-2005 | Dry cleanersMen are like.....Dry cleaners.
Most work fast and leave no ring.
Submitted by Calamjo
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| Posted by MOS on 09-Aug-2005 | PowerWhat is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
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| Posted by Regina C. Swenton on 09-Aug-2005 | CockroachesHow are boyfriends like cockroaches?
They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them.
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 09-Aug-2005 | Apples and GrapesWomen are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Many men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground.
They are not as good, but they were easy to get without putting out much effort.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men, on the other hand, are like fine wine. They start out as grapes. It is up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Submitted by BreeBrown
Edited by Curtis
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