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| Posted by LizBeth on 14-Aug-2005 | a gay fartTwo gay men stayed up all night having sex. The next morning one
of them got up and said"I gotta piss."
Then the other guy said,"please don't wack it man. I just
cleaned my bathroom yesterday."
"Alright. I won't, you silly goose."
So after the gay guy finished the other guy walked in and saw
sperm all over the wall, and his friend asked" I thought I told
you not to wack."
And the other guy says," I didn't, I just farted."
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| Posted by Playful on 14-Aug-2005 | THE CABBIE AND THE NUNThere was a cabbie with a nun in the backseat. As they are
going down the road, the cabbie starts to cry. The nun asks,
"Why are you crying my son?" The cabbie says "Well i've always
had a fantasy of a nun giving me a blow job." The nun says
"Well first you have to be catholic and second you have to be
single." The cabbie smiles and says "I'm both!" So they pull
into an alley and do thier thing. A few minutes later the
cabbie starts to cry again. The nun says, "Well what is the
problem now my son?" The cabbie replies "I have a confession to
make, I am jewish and I am married." The nun replies, "That's
o.k. my name is Scott and I'm on my way to a costume party."
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| Posted by Kino Makoto on 14-Aug-2005 | gay barThis guy had a hard day at work and decided to get a drink on
the way home. He stopped in to this bar and didn't realize it
was a gay bar. He took a seat in this both and a waiter came up
to him and asked what the name of his penis was. The guy looked
at him puzled and said what?? The waiter replied i have to know
the name of your penis before I can serve you it is house rules.
The man asked well what is the name of yours?? the waiter said
it is NIKE ya know just do it. Oh said the guy a few min. passed
and the waiter asked him again a short pause then the man
replied it is SECRET the waiter questioned what does that mean
the man sad ya know strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
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():gay jokes (100): good! better! even better! bad |
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| Posted by Sean h. Curry on 14-Aug-2005 | good! better! even better! bad
there once was a woman named diane gave a blow job to a man
other than her husband.she was band from her town. so everyone
would know what she had done they wrote bj all over her cloths
and skin.
when she reached the next town she asked if she could live
there. the mayer said yes, only because he might get a bj from
her and he did.
the next a girl has 69 all over her body and goes to that same
town hoping to be able to live their. the again says yes for
only one reason.
the next day another girl with 3-way all over her body asks if
she could live in the town. the mayor says yes and gets a 3-way.
the mayor gets so used to this that he tells all of his men that
if someone with writing all over their body asks if the can live
here tell them yes only if they will do what the writing on
their body says to him.
two days later the mayor died for an unkown reason. every asked
the
mayors men what had happened. one of the mayors men says " a man
with bf over his body come and....
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| Posted by Happy Hippy Hamster on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Men And A Gay ManThree men walked into a bar triing to figure out who had the
biggest dick. The bar tender said "why don't you pull them out
and I'll judge", so they all did. In the mean time a gay guy
walks in. The bar tender say what you have today. The guy says
one of those pointing to the three men.
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| Posted by Gemma M. Holmes on 14-Aug-2005 | gaysThere were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they
run out of vasaline. So the first guy says "hey dont do anything
until i get back from the store" so the other two said "alright
we'll wait"
So upon returning from the store the man notices that there is
vasaline all over the place. He says "I thought you guys
promised not to do anything until i got back!" The second guy
goes "We didnt" so the first guy says "then what is all this on
the walls?" upon syaing this the third guy steps up and says "I
farted"
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