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| Posted by Karlina Fierling on 13-Aug-2005 | A girls first timeas you lie back your muscles tighten. you put him off for a while searching for an excuse but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. he asks you if you are afraid but you shake your head bravely. he has had more experience but it is the first time that his finger has found the right place. he probes deeply and you shiver. your body tenses but he is gentle like he promised he would be. he looks deeply into your eyes and tells you to trust him, he has done this many times before. his cool smile relaxes you. you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. you plead him to hurry, but he takes it slowly to cause you as little pain as possible.as he presses closer going deeper, you feel tissue give way. you feel a slight treakle of blood as he continues. he looks at you concerned and asks if it too painful. your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. he is now going in and out with skill but you are too numb to feel him within you. after a moment you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out, you lay panting glad to have it over with. he looks at you,smiling warmly, and tells you that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
you smile and thank your dentist... after all it was your first time having your tooth pulled out.
by sarah from newcastle
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| Posted by Chi Yan Lam on 13-Aug-2005 | Clean up in Room Onea guy walks into a bar/hotel and slaps fifty cents on the counter. The man says" I want the dirtiest whore you have in here, one who wont complain about the way i do my things." The man smiles at the desk and says" I think i have just the thing for you.
The man at the counter smiles and tell him to go into room one, the last door on the right.
The man quickly made his way to the room and opened the door. Like the man said the woman was ready and willing to go with no questions asked.
The man quickly took off his cloths and started doing his thing. A few minutes later somthing catches the mans eye.
Semin was begining to pour out of this womans body from everywhere. The man quickly jumps off the woman and runs to the counter butt naked.
The man at the counter says " is there a problem sir. The other man replies " yes sir there's a problem the woman im doing has semin coming out of every body part imaginable.
The man at the counter told him to wait just a minute and he could quickly take care of it. He reaches beneath the counter and dials a number on the phone. A man answers and says may i help you? The man at the counter quickly replies clean up in room one the Dead ones full.
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| Posted by shelly Neely on 13-Aug-2005 | Dodge CondomsDodge Condoms, Grab Life By The Horns
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| Posted by Sheauntei Ferguson on 13-Aug-2005 | Build-A-Bear CondomsBuild-A-Bear Condoms, Where Best Friends are Made
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| Posted by Jason M. Javens on 13-Aug-2005 | Penis and toepenis and toe are talking one day.
toe complains,"Man, i hae a hard life.every day im stuck inside a smelly shoe, and because my master is so clumsy, i always get hurt and sore"
penis sighs and responds, "you call that a hard life,
my master makes me do push ups untill i throw up"!!
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| Posted by Laurel Groff on 13-Aug-2005 | Computer HookerWhat do you get when you cross a computer with a hooker?
A Fucking Know it all.
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