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| Posted by A very nice person who doesn't swear on 09-Aug-2005 | A good wifeJohn wakes up after the annual office Christmas party with a splitting headache and cotton-mouth, and is unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After going to the bathroom, he makes his way downstairs, where his wife puts a cup of coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moans, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she says, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You antagonized the entire board of directors and insulted the president of the company, right to his face."
"He's an idiot," John says. "Piss on him."
"You did," she replies, "and he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" John says.
"I did," she replies. "You're back at work on Monday."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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| Posted by Lee Brooks on 09-Aug-2005 | ReservationsA newly married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?" inquires the receptionist.
"Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Tristan A. Khan on 09-Aug-2005 | That's generous"Mr. Quinn, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I`ve decided to give your wife $175 a week."
"That`s very generous and fair of you, your honor," the husband said.
"And every now and then I`ll try to send her a few bucks myself too."
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Stibly Shibmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | Wife swappingTwo Irishmen in bed together, and Paddy says to Patrick.
"I don't reckon much to this wifeswapping!"
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by ryan t. dehuff on 09-Aug-2005 | Doggy styleA woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
"You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions."
"Not if you want to watch TV, there aren't!"
Submitted by Curtis
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| Posted by lyr-icky sandalls on 09-Aug-2005 | More sexWhy do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.
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