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| Posted by daniel baier on 12-Aug-2005 | A goodyearIf you had sex 365 times in 1 year and melted the condoms down to make a tire, what would you call it?
A Fucking Goodyear
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| Posted by TTPaco on 12-Aug-2005 | Little Timmy SmartmouthLittle Timmy went to school and got an assignment to find 3 words to learn that he thought would be good, So he asked his sister what would be a good word to learn and she said \"SHUT UP!\" so then he asked his mom who was talking on the phone and she said \"Blah Blah Blah, Ya Ya Ya\" so then he went to his dad and his dad said \"In The Trash Can, In The Trash Can\" so then the next morning he went to school the teacher asked him what his words to learn were and he said \"SHUT UP!\". So the teacher sent him to the office. The principal was going on and on about manners so Timmy said \"Blah Blah Blah, Ya Ya Ya\" so the principal talked to Timmys parents and they said \"TIMMY! WHERE ARE YTOUR BRAINS!\" so timmy said \"In The Trash Can, In The Trash Can\"
My Favorite Joke!!!!
-Miles prower
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| Posted by Sonya M. Hamilton on 12-Aug-2005 | My brotherI hate my brother Chris, you know what I say to him.
Shut up, I\'ll stuff you in a garbage bag and beat yu with a 2by4!
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| Posted by Nady on 12-Aug-2005 | Mama jokeyour mamas so stupid she made fun of you and told you mama jokes!
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| Posted by jana on 12-Aug-2005 | Mama jokeyour mamas so old she oes Jesus two dollars!
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():dirty jokes (1575): Three things not to say in a gay bar! |
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| Posted by funky chick on 12-Aug-2005 | Three things not to say in a gay bar!1. Can I bum a fag off you?
2. I\'ll toss you for the next shout!
3. Can I help you push your stool in?
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