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| Posted by demonslayer on 07-Aug-2005 | A guy goes to the doctor. In a very low and...A guy goes to the doctor. In a very low and
growly voice he says, "My voice has become
lower and lower till it's embarrassing. What
can I do?"
The doctor examines him and says,
"Your problem is the size of your penis. It's
so big and heavy, it's pulling down on your
vocal cords."
"What can be done to help me?"
"We can carry out a penial transplant. We
replace your organ with a lighter one. It's
a perfectly safe routine."
The guy agrees and
the operation is performed.
A few weeks later
he returns and says in a normal voice, "Doctor,
you've got to put me back the way I was before.
Now I don't satisfy my wife."
The doctor
replies, "Sorry, too late" in a deep and growly
voice.
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():dirty jokes (1575): While revenge may consist of seducing your... |
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| Posted by D D on 07-Aug-2005 | While revenge may consist of seducing your...While revenge may consist of seducing your enemy's wife, sweet
revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.
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():dirty jokes (1575): A man and his girlfriend finally decided to... |
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| Posted by Plumbum on 07-Aug-2005 | A man and his girlfriend finally decided to...A man and his girlfriend finally decided to get married. They were especially
nervous about their wedding night, because neither of them had ever made
love before.
While at the altar the man whispered to his bride, "I'm
really nervous about tonight. There's something I have to tell you, and
you're going to be upset."
The bride smiled and assured him, "I love you. Whatever it is, we'll work
it out."
So he whisperd, "I'm hung like a baby."
Again she smiles and tells him it will be fine.
So when they get to the hotel room that night, the man reluctantly strips
and turns to face his wife. She takes one look at him and faints dead
away. In a panic he revives her and says, "I told you I was hung like a
baby! 8 pounds, 9 ounces, and 22 inches."
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():dirty jokes (1575): So how does bungie jumping resemble having... |
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():dirty jokes (1575): Representatives of a gay staffed life-insurance... |
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| Posted by BabyLissa on 07-Aug-2005 | Representatives of a gay staffed life-insurance...Representatives of a gay staffed life-insurance firm are said to
refer disparagingly to the agents of a competitor as "the straights of
Gibraltar".
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():dirty jokes (1575): What's the bestialitist's motto?... |
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the bestialitist's motto?...What's the bestialitist's motto?
In dogs we thrust.
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