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| Posted by smiler44 on 07-Aug-2005 | So, a guy is stranded on an island with only...So, a guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company.
There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's
doing alright--but after a few months he gets "lonely", if you know what
I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
The pig starts to look more and more attractive--soft, pink flesh, round
buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the
pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very
frustrating.
One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it
turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a
beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into
his hut and slowly nurses her back to health. Finally she is well enough
to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I
don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything,
just name it."
The guy thinks for a minute and says "Would you mind taking my dog for a
walk?".
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():battle of sexes (734): The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate... |
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| Posted by William Menzen on 07-Aug-2005 | The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when
there came the sound of a key in the front door.
The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm.
"Heavens," she cried, "it's my husband! Quick, jump out the
window."
The young man, equally alarmed, made a quick step toward the
window, then demurred. "I can't," he said, "we're on the thirteenth
floor."
"For heaven's sake," cried the young lady in exasperation, "is this
a time to be superstitious?"
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| Posted by Dave Smith on 07-Aug-2005 | How does a high school boy propose to a girl?...How does a high school boy propose to a girl?
"You're having a what!"
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():battle of sexes (734): Yesterday's USA Today reported that scientists... |
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| Posted by korn_kid on 07-Aug-2005 | Yesterday's USA Today reported that scientists...Yesterday's USA Today reported that scientists have revealed that beer
contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory,
they fed 100 men 12 pints of lager and observed that 100% of them
gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, and couldn't
drive.
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