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| Posted by Tim Whittenberger on 07-Aug-2005 | A guy is stranded on a desert island, all...A guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he
sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The
speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets
even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes a
gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"
"Ten years!", he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls
out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that
good!"
Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out
a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"
Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her
wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some
real fun?"
And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in
there!"
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():battle of sexes (734): How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?... |
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| Posted by Sujman LoveGrove on 07-Aug-2005 | How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?...How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?
- None, it's a woman's job
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| Posted by Lili M. B on 07-Aug-2005 | Avant-Garde....Avant-Garde.
- a French chastity belt.
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| Posted by frank a. magallanes on 07-Aug-2005 | How many men does it take to screw in a light...How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about
the screwing part.
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| Posted by Lisa M. Funkychicken on 07-Aug-2005 | A man is driving down the freeway when he...A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says; "Get gas
and free sex here". So obviously the guy was interested, so he stopped,
filled up went inside to pay.
"Pick a number from 1 - 10 to get free sex." said the cashier.
"Uh, okay, 3!" the man replied.
"Nope! Sorry play again".
So the guy drove around for weeks always getting gas at the same place,
because he wanted his free sex. One day he was really ticked:
"This has got to be rigged! I have never gotten the number to have
free sex!" He screamed.
"Oh no! It's not rigged, just ask your wife, she won 3 times last week
alone!"
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