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| Posted by J S. M on 12-Aug-2005 | A HeadOne day a head stumbled into a bar and asked for a beer.when he took the first sip of the beer he grew a body.
The bartender said thats amazing.H e said I watch this and he took another sip. Wow he grew arms and hands this time.
This time he took another sip and grew legs and feet.The bar tender said now you can't grow any thing else so I guess you'll be leaving. No wait I can grow one more thing. Oh, whats that. A dick to screw you with. So he took one more sip.
To prove he grew a dick he took the bar tender (who if by now you haven\'t guessed is a beautiful women with huge tits and thin waist)upstairs to the janiters closit he screwed her for hours.
When they had been in there for 5 hours screwing each other the women said, I have to go.He said wait one minute whats your name.It\'s Victor.What thats a guys name.I know you have been screwing a guy, you just were so excited about screwing me I didn\'t won\'t to tell you.Bye.
One day later the women told him you might want to get dick implants mine is two times as big as yours and I got mine cut off.
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| Posted by Krystal on 12-Aug-2005 | DeeperOne day after class Deeper stay to talk to the teacher.Ms.Penis take off your top if you don\'t I\'ll cry.So the teacher took off her top.
Ms.Penis take off your pants.No Deeper I won\'t.If you don\'t I\'ll cry.So she took off her pants.
Ms.Penis take off you wonder bra,thong,and sandles.Deeper I can\'t.If you don\'t I\'ll cry.So the teacher off her under wears and sandles.
Ms.Penis push two tables together and clean them off.If you don\'t I\'ll cry.So she did.
Ms.Penis lay on the tables and spred your legs out real far.No I can\'t.Please I am going to cry if you don\'t.So the teacher did.
Ms.Penis you have a great body.You have huge tits,thin waist,and great butt.So here I come I am going to scrw you.
So Deeper climbed onto the table and started screwing Ms.Penis.Deepers parents walked in and yelled,Deeper!!!So Deeper went a little bit deeper.
When his parents seen what he was doing they yelled once more,Deeper!!!So Deeper went alot deeper.
His parents once more yelled,Deeper!!!This time they heard the teacher\"ohhh thats the spot,Deeper.\" So he went even deeper.
He yelled I can\'t go any deeper.
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| Posted by John A. Bennett on 12-Aug-2005 | Sex in the bathtubOne day a couple were having sex in the bathtub and the girlfriend said I am not cofortable.
Why not replied the boyfriend.
I keep slipping and you dick goes into the wrong hole.
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| Posted by Zimbob D. Afgan on 12-Aug-2005 | Ooooooooooooooopppppppppssssssssss!!!!!!!!Q.What is the difference between a lighbulb and a pregnant lady?
A.You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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| Posted by Martin Lynch on 12-Aug-2005 | I met a guyI met a guy best of all, too many times I sucked his balls, I\'ve fucked him sitting, I\'ve fucked him lying, If he had wings I\'d fuck him flying, and now he\'s gone, but not forgotten, So I\'ll dig him up and Fuck him rotten!
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| Posted by matt henderson on 12-Aug-2005 | Sex for $1.80A man walked up to a hooker and asked if she could show him how to have sex, she asked how much will you pay me, and he said, \"all i have is a $
1.80\". \"Alright then,\" she said, placing 10cents on his right shoulder, telling him to drop and lift the shoulder rapidly, he did, she then placed 20cents on his left shoulder and told him to drop and lift it rapidly but going up when the right shoulders going down, and vice versa. He did She then placed 50cents in his ass cheeks, she then asked the man to bob his bum back and forth, after doing the shoulder movements, he did. She then placed $1 on his dick and asked him to do the bum bobbing again, so he did. Then she said now put them all together and practice for 10 minutes, in this order, right shoulder left shoulder bum and dick, R/shoulder 10cents, L/shoulder 20cents, bum bobbing 50cents and the dick a dollar,while saying, 10cents 20cents 50cents a dollar!, 10cents 20cents 50cents a dollar! after doing this for five minutes he said oh fuck it, giving up on all other movements except for the dick while saying, dollar 80 dollar 80 dollar 80
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