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| Posted by Ella F. Unt on 09-Aug-2005 | A Hole BehindA man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting.
He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.
While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request.
She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady.
The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"?
She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."
With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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| Posted by Blue Myst on 09-Aug-2005 | Hardware StoreA lady walks into a hardware store and says she's looking for a hinge.
The manager comes over and asks the lady "do you want a screw for the hinge?"
She replies "no but I'll Fuck you for the doorknob."
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| Posted by the cat Urban on 09-Aug-2005 | One shot menA man and his wife were on a train passing through farm country. As the train slowed down they saw a bull mounting one cow after another.
The wife turned to her husband and remonstrated. "Why aren't you men capable of doing things that way?"
"My dear," he answered, "we can if you let us change cows each time!"
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| Posted by good-looking on 09-Aug-2005 | Tattooed On DickA man walks into a tattoo parlor and asks if the guy does $100 bills.
"Sure", says the artist. "Where you want it?"
"Wrap it around my prick", says the customer.
"Why do you want it on your prick?" asked the tattoo artist.
"Three reasons", replied the man thoughtfully, "
One, I like to play with my money.
Two, I like watching my money grow.
Three, my wife loves to blow money."
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| Posted by DayDreamer on 09-Aug-2005 | Great Blow JobYou know you've had a good blow job when...
1) You have to pull the sheets out of your butt when she is done.
2) Your pecker has the dry heaves for three days afterward.
3) The head of your pecker is twice the size of your balls.
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| Posted by Misty Jenkins on 09-Aug-2005 | Anyone Seen My CockA priest had lost his cock (Male Chicken) and didn't know where to find
it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" All
the men stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen the cock?" All the women folk stood up.
"No! no! I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up.
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