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| Posted by Randi G. Upchurch on 10-Aug-2005 | A Jewish boyA Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a
part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the
part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part."
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 10-Aug-2005 | A man callsA man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says
the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She
says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days." The man says, "That's terrible! Why
haven't you eaten in 5 days? The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth
to be filled with food if you should call."
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| Posted by Johnny F. Gleason on 10-Aug-2005 | Under the vacuum cleaner.Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A - Under the vacuum cleaner.
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| Posted by Wendy on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Jewish mothers?Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - (Sigh) don??™t bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance
to anybody.
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| Posted by Alicia C. Chesbro on 10-Aug-2005 | Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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| Posted by Areen E. Kim on 10-Aug-2005 | A young Jewish manA young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a
wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is
Shooting Star." "How nice," says his mother? "And I have an Indian name too," he
says. "It's 'Running Deer' and I want you to call me that from now on." "How
nice," says his mother? "You should have an Indian name too, Mom," he says. "I
already do," says the mother. "You can call me Sitting Shiva."
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