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():sex jokes (1888): A kidney dialysis machine. |
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| Posted by Auzzie Frog on 10-Aug-2005 | A kidney dialysis machine.Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
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():sex jokes (1888): Because if they all went, it would be hell. |
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| Posted by Nexus on 10-Aug-2005 | Because if they all went, it would be hell.Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
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():sex jokes (1888): So even ugly people can have sex. |
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| Posted by Avidan Ackerson on 10-Aug-2005 | So even ugly people can have sex.Q. Why did god create alcohol?
A. So even ugly people can have sex.
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():sex jokes (1888): They both put the power of an up right in to the p |
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| Posted by ryan sanders on 10-Aug-2005 | They both put the power of an up right in to the pQ: What do Viagra and the dirt devil have in common?
A: They both put the power of an up right in to the palm of your hand.
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():sex jokes (1888): So even ugly people can have sex. |
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| Posted by Charlie W. Schwartz on 10-Aug-2005 | So even ugly people can have sex.The madam was experiencing hard times and began losing money. Finally, in an
effort to save her house, she decided to replace her girls with inflatable
dolls.
The first evening, two drunks stumbled in, paid their money, and repaired
upstairs. A half hour later they came down and went to the bar next door to
compare notes.
They sat there staring blearily at one another, and after a while the first
drunk said, "I think mine was dead."
"Dead?" asked the second drunk? "How come you think she was dead?"
"Well," said the first drunk, "she didn't talk, she didn't move - she didn't
do anything."
They sat a few more minutes, and then the second drunk said, "Well, I think
mine was a witch."
"A witch? How come?" asked the first drunk.
"Well," he said, "when I leaned over to nibble her breast, she suddenly let
out a long, loud fart and flew out the window."
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():sex jokes (1888): One day on the first day of school |
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| Posted by spinach on 10-Aug-2005 | One day on the first day of schoolOne day on the first day of school, a teacher was taking attendance and
noticed that many students of hers were missing.....a few minutes??™ passes and
Tony walks in. The teacher Miss Rose asked "where he had been". Tony says "oh...
I was on top of strawberry hill. Miss Rose says okay. Don't let it happen again.
Then 10 minutes passes. Drew walks in and Miss Rose asked "where he had been."
He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose says "okay, don??™t let it happen
again. Then 15 minutes passes by and Mike walks in. Miss Rose asked "where he
had been." He says on top of Strawberry hill. Miss Rose was starting to wonder
what was going on up there but she minds her business and figures there's a car
accident or something. Then finally 2 hrs later a little girl walks in and Miss
Rose asked "where have you been, on top of strawberry hill?"...The little girl
goes. No Miss Rose I am Strawberry Hill......
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