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| Posted by Riesa Lewis on 13-Aug-2005 | Gift CertificateThere was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said, 'I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped.'
His buddy said, 'I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!' So, the first fellow did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, 'Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?'
'She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'!'
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| Posted by Matt Mcmillion on 13-Aug-2005 | When it rains. . .There were three women who always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, of course, the laundry always gets wet - all the laundry, except for Sophie's. The other two women wonder why Sophie never has her laundry out on the days that it rains.
So one day, they are all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women says to Sophie, 'How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?'
'Well,' says Sophie, 'when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his penis is hanging over his right leg, I know it's going to be a great day and I can hang out the wash. If his penis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash.'
'What if it is pointed up?' asks one of the women.
'Honey,' says Sophie, 'on a day like that, you don't do the laundry!'
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