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| Posted by Anita Bath on 09-Aug-2005 | A Little PussyA man was on a date with a woman. They had returned to her place and were sitting on the sofa, making out. Nibbling her earlobe, the man whispered, "You know, I'd like a little pussy."
She said, "Oh, me too, mine's as big as a house."
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| Posted by Lindsay Drue Whitley on 09-Aug-2005 | Speaking with the PhOne day a young man went to a pharmacy and asked the little old lady behind the counter if he could speak with the pharmacist.
"I am the pharmacist," she informed him.
"Oh, in that case forget it," he replied and started to leave.
"Young man," the lady said to him, "my sister and I have been pharmacists for forty years and there is nothing we haven't heard, so what is your problem?"
"Well," the young man said reluctantly, "I have a problem with erections. Once I get hard, it won't go down for hours and hours, no matter how much I masturbate or how many times I have intercourse! Please, can you give me something for it?"
"I'll have to go in the back and talk to my sister," she informed him.
About ten minutes later she came back.
"Young man, I have consulted with my sister and the best we can give you is $100 a week and a third interest in the pharmacy."
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| Posted by Justin Lebar on 09-Aug-2005 | A Little... Oral?The bar was getting ready to close, so Richard asked the nearest woman, "What would you say to a little "oral" activity?"
"That all depends,..."
she quickly responded.
"...Your face, or mine?"
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| Posted by ciaran kelly on 09-Aug-2005 | Grab My Breasts!A woman walks into Target to return a faulty toaster she just purchased the day before. She walks up to the Customer Service counter and slams the toaster down. The pimple-faced boy looks up and says,"Welcome to Target. May I help you?"
The woman glares at him and says, "I'd like to return this toaster I bought yesterday."
The boy, looking puzzled, asks,"Ok, ma'am. Do you have your receipt?"
She shakes her head no. The clerk then says, "I'm sorry ma'am, without a receipt, you cannot make a return."
The woman begins to yell,"Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"
The boy is embarrassed and confused. He looks around and spots his manager; frantically, he beckons him over.
"Sir, this lady would like to return this toaster she bought yesterday."
The manager looks at the woman and says,"Do you have a receipt?"
Once again, the woman says no.
"I'm sorry, the Target policy states that we cannot take returns without a receipt."
Suddenly, the woman begins to shout again, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"
The manager looks at her and says,"Why do you keep saying to grab your breasts?"
The woman looks at him and says,"Because, I like to have my breasts grabbed when I'm getting fucked!"
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| Posted by John Mcmunn on 09-Aug-2005 | Sleeping with the SeMr. Briggs spent the night in his secretary??™s apartment. He woke up at three in the morning.
"My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill me!" Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called his wife.
"Honey!" he began, "Don??™t pay the ransom. I escaped!"
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| Posted by Enric Clive on 09-Aug-2005 | Mother-in-law ProbleJohn was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"
"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly.
"I have a real problem with her."
"Cheer up," Steve said.
"Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."
"Yeah," John answered.
"But I got mine pregnant."
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