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A local bakery decided to hire a part-time...

A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends.

She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired) she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and had a figure to die for.

The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming the most popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread, which was kept on the uppermost shelf.

One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread. The young lady without thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and asked, "Raisin?"

"No, he replied but it is beginning to twitch just a little."

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	():battle of sexes (734): Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender,...

Posted by Lalalak on 07-Aug-2005

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender,...

Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had a fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Harvey replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

"She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!'"

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	():battle of sexes (734): A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when...

Posted by Locke S. Welch on 07-Aug-2005

A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when...

A Chinese couple is in bed one night, when the man gives his wife an elbow and says, "May-Ling, how about a little 69. I'm in the mood for some 69." "Shut-up and go back to sleep," groans his wife. "Come on, you know I like 69, and for that matter, so do you!" "What time is it?" "1:30." "You want me to get up at this hour and make beef and broccoli for the two of us?"

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