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| Posted by Vince Carter on 10-Aug-2005 | A man and SatanA man walked into a shop selling dress fabrics and said, "I'd like 6 meters of
pink Satan for my wife."
"It's satin, sir, not Satan," said assistant. "Satan is something that looks
like the devil."
??? Oh," said the man, "you know my wife?"
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():love jokes (2491): A man who forgets his wife's birthday |
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| Posted by Deliliah L. Cutting on 10-Aug-2005 | A man who forgets his wife's birthdayA man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember
her by.
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():love jokes (2491): I'm suffering from bad breath |
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| Posted by math jokes on 10-Aug-2005 | I'm suffering from bad breathI'm suffering from bad breath
you should do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to the dentist.
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| Posted by C Heath Ratliff on 10-Aug-2005 | Mr. Jones and Mr. SmithMr. Jones: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell in the wishing well.
Mr. Smith: So it works!
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| Posted by Shannon H. Holiskey on 10-Aug-2005 | Woman an ManWoman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.
Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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| Posted by Melinda s. Nowlin on 10-Aug-2005 | Meeting the FamilyA girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent??™s house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten
minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had
no idea you were this religious???.
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
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