A man goes hunting one day and shoots a rabbit,...A man goes hunting one day and shoots a rabbit, but on his way to grab it a big bear
yanks it up, eats it, thens runs into the woods.
The hunter chases after it but to no avail. Suddenly he feels a tapping on his shoulder,
turns to hear the bear say pull down your pants, the frightened man does what
hes told and gets raped violently.
Afterwards the hunter says to himself "I'll get that damn bear if its the last
thing i do."
The following day he goes hunting again and sees the bear.
He shoots at it then runs to see if he got him,
after searching for 5 minutes he suddenly feels a tapping on his shoulder and hears
"Pull down your pants."
After being raped again he returns home and says "That damn bear I'm going
to destroy him."
After going hunting for him the next day and being raped once again
the hunter decides he has had enough, takes an A-K-47 out of the closet goes to
the forest and starts shooting at the bear, but realizes he missed again,
then feels a tapping on his shoulder and hears "Your not in it for the hunting anymore are you........"
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