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	():battle of sexes (734): A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter...

Posted by LindrosFlyers on 07-Aug-2005

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter...

A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told his girl friend he'd have it fixed in no time.

However as it was very cold his hands kept getting cold. He asked his girl if he could put his hands between her knees to warm them.

She said that would be allright. After getting his hands warm he went back to fixing the tire but it was so cold he could not continue so he again asked his girl if he could warm his hands.

She again said it would be allright. When his hands were warm he went back to fixing the tire once more. But before he been out there five minutes or so he again asked her if he could warm his hands.

His girl asked "Honey don't your ears ever get cold?"

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	():battle of sexes (734): Sure God created man before woman....

Posted by Roq on 07-Aug-2005

Sure God created man before woman....

Sure God created man before woman.

You always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece

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	():battle of sexes (734): How many men does it take to clean a house?...

Posted by Martin Lynch on 07-Aug-2005

How many men does it take to clean a house?...

How many men does it take to clean a house?

We don't know. It's mever been done!

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	():battle of sexes (734): There are only two four letter words that...

Posted by LiLSoCcErAnGeL on 07-Aug-2005

There are only two four letter words that...

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:

"don't" and "stop".

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	():battle of sexes (734): Then there was the woman who got lost in the...

Posted by Jean-Marc G on 07-Aug-2005

Then there was the woman who got lost in the...

Then there was the woman who got lost in the desert. She stumbled across a lamp, rubbed it, and out came a genie. The Genie offered her the traditional three wishes.

Her first wish was to br powerful, inteligent, and loved by all.

The genie thought a moment, snapped his fingers and turned her into a man.

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