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| Posted by mike harcus on 12-Aug-2005 | A Man is a Wasp?How can you tell if a man is a WASP?
He gets out of the shower to pee.
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| Posted by Katy Mantel on 12-Aug-2005 | To Keep A Man InterestedWhat does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?
Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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| Posted by ron k. carmichael on 12-Aug-2005 | Women Get...When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?
The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath.
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| Posted by Gertrude P. Catuna on 12-Aug-2005 | Man, the Lawn MowerWhy did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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| Posted by scott l. murray on 12-Aug-2005 | After Man, God Said...What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better than this" and he made woman.
But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles.
And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.
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| Posted by Emz on 12-Aug-2005 | 50/50 RelationshipHow do men define a "50/50" relationship?
Women cook, men eat;
women clean, men get dirty;
women iron, men wrinkle.
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