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| Posted by Alex Dobie on 09-Aug-2005 | A man is almost about to dieAs he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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| Posted by stephen w. mckenna on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageAlways talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
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| Posted by STEVIE on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageMarriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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| Posted by *Queen.of.Jokes* on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageNuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe?
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| Posted by Penelope J. White on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageWhy bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
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| Posted by Mikah B. Horn on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageGetting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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